THE LEGEND

It is said, deep in the slate-grey waters of the Atlantic, a merchant trading ship carrying precious SPICED RUM and exotic spices was ferociously and furiously attacked by the MONSTROUS Kraken. The ship was lost, apart from the barrels of rum, badly stained by the Kraken’s black ink…

THE TALE CONTINUES

Allow us to regale you with the horrid tale of The Kraken and the notorious legend it left in its wake.

Fig. 1 The Battle with the Beast

IT IS SAID a merchant trading ship carrying precious SPICED RUM and exotic spices was ferociously attacked by the MONSTROUS Kraken.

Fig. 2 The Last Surviving Barrel

AS IT IS TOLD a surviving barrel of Caribbean rum drifted into the sea… badly stained by the Kraken’s black ink.

Fig. 3 The Kraken Black Spiced at Sea

LEGEND HAS IT that the rum was renamed THE KRAKEN as a tribute (some say as a "sacrifice") to this beast's unchallengeable power and might.

ANATOMY OF THE BEAST

While no direct autopsy has yet been conducted on the Kraken, a great deal of speculation has been made as to its biological composition. The following is based on the most accurate scientific conjecture available.

Razor Sharp

Incisor Cups

Trolley

Sized Eyes

Cartilage and Bone

Studded Tentacles

Ink

Propelling Defence

Steel

Crushing Tentacles

Mammoth

COMPARISON SIZE & SCALE

The KRAKEN is the most FEARSOME of all sea monsters, living up to 3000 feet below the ocean surface. Its massive size is said to rival that of the tallest skyscrapers, inspiring awe and terror to those unlucky enough to be caught in its wake. This dreaded behemoth has been known to attack ships, dragging god-fearing seamen to their deaths.

THE KRAKEN’S NATURAL ENEMIES

The Kraken is said to have few natural enemies due to its immense size and formidable strength, but old tales suggest that mermen and other large marine predators have been known to foolishly pick a battle with the Beast.

Fig. 1 Babylonian Water-Goat

Merman

Fig. 2 Mermen

Fig. 3 Cadborosaurus Willsi

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